Favorite TV quotes

[lonewolf]

Here are a few of my favorites:

"What does a yellow light mean?"
"Slow down!"
"Whaaaat Doooooes aaaa yeeeeeeeelooow liiiiight
meeeeeeean?" #18#
(Taxi)


"We brought you a few things you might need. Shampoo....."
".....'cause we couldn't find any real poo!"
(M*A*S*H)


"Fielding - you screw up just this much, and I'll cut you off at the knees!"
"I'd still be taller than you, you little....."
(Night court)


"My mom puts her pants on like everyone else...one leg at a time. First the real one........then the peg!"
(Night court)

[lostlocke]

"How long before he gets here?"
"I don't know"
"Can't you even take a guess?"
"Uhhh...not for another hour."
"You can't take a guess for another hour?"
(Police Squad)

[lonewolf]

"I canna change the laws of physics, Captain!"

"He's dead, Jim!"

"Fascinating."

"Highly illogical."

"I'm a doctor, not a bricklayer!"

"Where's Doctor McCoy?"
"I believe he went to create something called a "Mint Julep'"

"I could have saved her, Jim! Do you know what you've done?"
"He knows, doctor...he knows."

(Star Trek)

[pug3323]

"one more thing.."

from Columbo... I used to love that show

[lonewolf]

"Gosh, Batman! Batgirl sure looks pretty when she's asleep!"
"You're growing up, Robin!"
(Batman)


Arzt: "Am I boring you?"
Hurly: "............Huh?"


"In my day, we respected our elders!"
"Well,sir, this is my day, and we dont!"
(The Simpsons)


"Bite my shiny metal ass!"
(Futurama)